|This is an Asgard. He's from MGM and Syfy's Stargate franchise. Asgards are cool.|
Or maybe there's going to be a sequel to Independence Day. It'll be called Columbus Day, and it'll be the story of the day Kohl's and JCPenney go head to head. Who will win? The stand-alone clothing store where everything always seems to be on sale? Or the well-known department store that has decent stuff, and unlike some other department stores, never makes you feel like you're spending more money than you pay in taxes in a year?
Okay, now that I've successfully buried the lead...RUN!!! ALIENS ARE AMONG US!
That's possibly what NASA is going to tell us at their conference tomorrow at 2 P.M. Or they're going to tell us that they found a plant on another planet. They're going to tell us something involving extraterrestrial life. Huzzah!!!