Okay, so I went to Webroot and looked for this allegedly available Facebook app, but I could not find anything. They have a page that asks you what your favorite online activities are, to help determine what software you need, but I didn't see "get drunk and post on Facebook.
So, the question is: Is this a joke? If it is, then how long before someone actually creates this app? Afterall, Gmail can prevent you from drunk-e-mailing.
Update!!! I did see it on the front page of Webroot's site. I'll be darned! The link directs to this page.